Dance Epidemic!

Do you think I'm not writing enough? Yeah? Well, fuck you. Anyways, here's a lame, quickly thrown down update in jarbles:

My pretty laptop that cost me more than I care to admit has started hemorrhaging and it causes the innocent looking shift key to go ape shit half the time. Alas, it looks like I'm screaming whenever I type. SEE WHAT I MEAN YOU LITTLE BITCH!? SEE!!?? Ok, I was kidding there, that was more of the Tourette's working, but it's become enough of a problem where I'm going to have to put the comp in a box and send it off to those fine, out-sourced workerbees at Dell, Inc. Poor, poor, pitiful me... Eh, life can go on with out a laptop. I can use the free time to begin my crusade of murdering hobos to put a dent in the homeless situation. I'm kidding, I've never seen a homeless person here in Gaines-Vegas. (If you see one, call me....)

A lot of albums have (almost) come out, such as: "Outlaw" by the Alabama 3 (A3 to all you Sopranos fans out there), "Before the Robots" by Better Than Ezra, "Don't Believe the Truth" by Oasis, "Man-Made" by Teenage Fanclub, "Get Behind Me Satan" by The White Stripes, and "Senor Smoke" by Electric Six. I think I listed those in order of Coolness to Yours Truly here. Either way, go look for them.

I switched jobs. I moved up a block and down a lot of stress from the Quality Inn. I'm now part of the Hilton family (Paris jokes welcomed). It seems pretty similar outside of the fact Lucifer doesn't work there and the coffee's better. Yep, so that happened.

Layer Cake was a killer flick, watch it.

Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Bland was ok. I mean, I owed it to Lucas to see it and it wasn't dissapointing or anything... I just don't care about that whacked out world that George made up over a weekend anymore. I mean throw Chewbacca in Oz or Darth Vader in that cracked out TeleTubby world and I'd be all over it, but as of right now I think far, far away and long, long ago should remain that way. Sorry, George (and all you sad, sad fanboys).

I'll leave you with this line from an Electric Six song that made me chuckle, "If money talks than I'm a mime, if time is money than I'm out of time..." or for a fun follow up, "Your body goes to waste every minute you don't give it to me!" Can I get a w00t w00t?

- eric.