Ween: Trying to Understand Them is Futile.

Trying to comprehend what's going on in Gene & Dean Ween's heads is a lot like pissing in the wind, to borrow from a Ween song. It's just not something that should be attempted, like testicular surgery by way of garden tool. With rambunctious song titles like "Squelch the Weasel,""Spinal Meningitis (Got Me Down)," and "Don't Shit Where you Eat," you just have to accept the far-from subtle genius that is Ween. Or you can run away screaming to the Nickleback section of Tower Records. Of course, that makes you a pussy and no one likes a pussy, right?