Why, Hello there...

... I'm a huge dumbass! Not only do I subscribe to the idiot theories of L. Ron Hubbard but I also divorced Nicole Kidman! Have you any idea of how hot she is! Yeah, well I dumped her so I could get some chick that looks confused all the time pregnant and denounce psychiatry! And on top of that!? I make shitty movies! All hail me, Tom Cruise!