Whoops!
So I was driving down a dark, empty road when I suddenly hit a homeless woman with my Jetta (which weighs around 2 tons) while I was going 95 mph (which is fast).
I pulled over, got out of my car, and looked at her crumpled, spasming body. As I sat there, watching her die a slow and (what looked to be) horribly painful death, I had but one, simple thought.
"I bet this bitch wishes I had a cell phone."
posted by Eric at Sunday, January 08, 2006
5 Comments:
Read your past comments on religion, and please look more into history before making another story and comment like that.
This anonymous says that the anonymous above me is a big, used douche that can't take a fucking joke! Jesus! There's door to door relgious salesman on the web now! Laugh with the E-rock, love the E-rock, and finally respect the E-Rock.
I agree with Anonymous #2. And Anonymous #1? I know what I've written and I highly suggest you quite being such a pansy.
Good grief, Mr. Eric. Lotsa drama on your page! It's only my first visit!
BTW, thanks for visiting my page!
LOL, killer.
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