Life Goals.
1. See the Northern Lights.
2. See a Cubs game from the rooftops across from Wrigley's Field.
3. Go to a party at the Playboy Mansion. (Highly unlikely unless I become highly famous)
4. Drive the Autobahn.
5. Write a book that my friends Justin & Brenton both want to read.
6. Save the world from certain doom armed only with my wits and a gardening machete. And get the girl in the process. I'll need a sassy sidekick and James Cameron to direct. James, call me. 770-534-8150.
posted by Eric at Tuesday, June 21, 2005
1 Comments:
If any stupid fuckers call me because I put my actual phone number up I swear to God I'll track down your kids, dogs, video games, whatever and douse them with gasoline and burn them to a crisp. This includes you, Mr President.
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