You guys play Dokken, right?

I had a blast last night in Athens with my boy Pete. I rolled out to his steller new place to throw back a few beers, eat some grilled goodness, and just bullshit. I had a nice cigar, a decent buzz, and met what I can only imagine is my doppleganger. The doppleganger's name is Paul and he and his wife rocked harder than Dokken ever could have (Sorry Carl). DopplePaul seemed like a nice guy, which leads me to believe I'm the evil twin. I'm down with that, as it gives me even more of an excuse to murder hobos (Sounds like something an evil twin would do). I learned a few choice things last night. Such as:

1. Jess is Amish.
2. If your friends help, you can make God your bitch.
3. I can't land a high five while drinking.
4. College radio is for losers.
5. Jersey rules.
6. Pete lives very close to The Varsity and failed to tell me that.
7. Dave Matthews is a lot like God, I love the guy but hate the fucking fanclub.
8. Grandmothers can come out of NOWHERE.

That's it for now.