True colors?

Yes, I am the devil. 

Why, Hello there...

... I'm a huge dumbass! Not only do I subscribe to the idiot theories of L. Ron Hubbard but I also divorced Nicole Kidman! Have you any idea of how hot she is! Yeah, well I dumped her so I could get some chick that looks confused all the time pregnant and denounce psychiatry! And on top of that!? I make shitty movies! All hail me, Tom Cruise!

The LeBlonds of the FUTURE...

Just a quick (and incredibly late) congratulatory post for my great friends Pete & Jess who announced their engagement last week. I couldn't be happier for them in any possible way, they're easily the coolest and most well-suited couple I've ever known. Congrats, you guys, Congrats. Just one request, let's limit the poundage of icing on the cake? Wedding cake is nasty enough without it's weight being doubled by that God forsaken mixture of powdered sugar and lard. But anyways, I'm incredible happy for you both.

Life = Shampoo Ads?

Sometimes it's all lather, rinse repeat; later, rinse, repeat; and then a song or a friend or a something turns your life into a Herbal Essence ad campaign. You know, slathered, wet, and orgasmic. Yeah, so what's in Your iPod?

Something you probably do not care about:

I think "smarmy" is my most favoritest word ever. Hmmmmm... Smarmy!