A few more things:

1. I really think that this is one of the coolest things I've ever heard about. It's Scott Adams' (The creator of Dilbert) account of how he lost his voice to Spasmodic Dysphonia 18 months ago only to regain it by using a simple nursery rhyme. Very, very cool.

2. In the last few weeks the terms "Ingles," "Coochie," "Condescending," and "Asparagus" have all become flash words for entertainment to me. They all have stories that involve both drinking and Culpepper, who's become my numero uno drinking buddy (read: enabler). On that note: Julie Bowmar, if you read this, try to contact myself or Jeremy to let us know you're alright. We sort of think Chad killed you.

3. If you want to sample the awesomeness of a fried green tomato pizza, call George at Moreno's (678-450-8812). He has them in stock for just a short time (at which point I'll have to assist him in making more green toms).

4. The recently-transplanted 2 Dog Cafe here in Gainesville still rocks.

5. I've ran into so many people I haven't seen in years over the last little while. It's both crazy entertaining and frightening beyond belief. If you haven't seen me in years, just go hang out at a bar and wait. Statistically, I'll should show up fairly soon.

6. That guy who drives the "Would Jesus Perform an Abortion?" truck is a douchebag.

7. I learned that pumpkin lager, though it tastes great, is not meant to be enjoyed at a brisk pace or bad things happen.

I'm sure there are more, but I'm feeling kind of lazy right now. So, until next time...

To you, the one with the "God is Pro-Life" bumper sticker...

I just saw a bumper sticker that said, "God is Pro-Life."

Hey Lady, how do you know? Do you have a copy of his political views? And if so, did Dubya let you borrow it or something? I mean, we all know that "God Hates Harry Potter" or at least according to the pope he does. I bet he probably hates John Tesh tt, but who really knows for sure?

Anyways, I want to make a few bumper stickers that say things like, "God Probably Wouldn't Vote," or "God Supports Trainwrecks," or even a "God Invented Abortion." Are those any more offensive?