To you, the one with the "God is Pro-Life" bumper sticker...

I just saw a bumper sticker that said, "God is Pro-Life."

Hey Lady, how do you know? Do you have a copy of his political views? And if so, did Dubya let you borrow it or something? I mean, we all know that "God Hates Harry Potter" or at least according to the pope he does. I bet he probably hates John Tesh tt, but who really knows for sure?

Anyways, I want to make a few bumper stickers that say things like, "God Probably Wouldn't Vote," or "God Supports Trainwrecks," or even a "God Invented Abortion." Are those any more offensive?