8 Points for Honesty.

1. Veronica Mars is going pretty strong this season. I kind of called the big rape mystery twist, but I was still spellbound by the storyline in general. If you're one of the peeps who think Veronica's a show just for teeny bopping choads, you're really missing out, Sir. It's got more snazzy one liners than you can shake a stick at and a leading lady who's incredibly easy on the eyes.

2. McDonald's wants to patent the proccess of making a fucking sandwich. Seriously, they do. Somewhere Ray Kroc's McMasturbating in his greasy, dark McGrave.

3. As exciting as it was to see a (very) few folks last Wednesday while everyone was back in town for the holiday, it was kind of a buzzkill to see how many douchebags hail from Gaines-Vegas. It looked like Dave Matthews picked up an Eddie Bauer catalog and read it while he took a shit all over the square. In a word: Lame.

4. I'm becoming addicted to afternoon napping again. If anyone has a solution to this horrible addiction, please let me know about it.

5. If you think you're going to be stuck alone on Christmas Day, allow me to cordially invite you over to my place. We'll be having (what I assume will be) too much red wine and made-from-scratch Italian fare (complete with homemade tiramisu). No shame, no qualms, just let me know. I know too many cats who got stuck doing nothing on Thanksgiving which is just fucking deppressing, Man.

6. Tenacious D in The Pick of Destiny will rock your socks like a rock block of Bach that he learned at the school, at the school of hard knocks.

7. It's too God-damned early for Christmas carols.

8. How many civilian deaths caused by Bush's decision to invade Iraq? 100,000.
How many civilian deaths caused by Clinton's cum staining? 0.
We really need to vanquish the 22nd Amendment and allow William Jefferson to run again. We also need to get Jesse Ventura to beat the shit out of Dubya's advisory committee. I feel kind of bad for Bush at times, as it's obvious that he's just listening to his advisors (Karl Rove in particular) and just going along with it, but if some guy convinced a mentally handicapped teenager to kill his wife they'd both be in legal trouble. Right? The Bush campaign is simply a huge asshole child with a magnifying glass and "all them ferriners" are the ants. Blech.

Ok, that's about it for the time being. Hope all is well with you all.

Lates,

- Eric.