Faux News.

I came across this steaming piece of shit in the local paper today:

"In your editorial of June 16, you stated "Public isn't buying plan by Bush, GOP for Social Security." It seems your editors have been reading a lot of liberal newspapers, such as the Times, looking at the wrong polls and talking to the wrong people.

All you have to do is listen to the radio talk shows, watch unbiased TV news shows like the Fox network, where they have both liberals and conservatives, and you will find that most Americans want the right to invest their own money."

I'm pretty sure that "Radio Talk Shows" means either Rush Limbaugh, Neil Boortz, or both. I'm also pretty sure Gene Cordell (the author of the article) is either smoking meth or is mentally handicapped. This is the assumption I get about anyone who describes Fox as being "unbiased" or accuses The Gainesville Times of being a liberal themed paper. I mean, it's barely a paper at all and it certainly isn't liberal by any stretch of the imagination (Unless you consider Newt Gingrich too left). I swear to God, I need to move. Ugh.