50 Things I'm Overly Enthused About.

1. Kites.
2. Anything that’s been “jerked.”
3. The Kinks.
4. Text messaging.
5. Coconut and/or banana crème pie.
6. Alabama 3 (or A3 to the U.S.)
7. Hating Republican values.
8. Poking fun at racism and/or religion.
9. My porch.
10. The L.A. Dodgers and the Boston Redsox.
11. The fact that my Dad could beat up your Dad.
12. Grilling food.
13. Steve Martin.
14. Beer (especially overpriced).
15. Amanda Peet’s hotness.
16. Flat colored, long sleeve button down shirts. (with the sleeves rolled up.)
17. Eggs.
18. Summer storms.
19. Sail boats.
20. My homeboy Jesus.
21. Coffee.
22. Peter Gabriel.
23. “Yo Momma” jokes.
24. Jack Bauer.
25. Red Stripe beer. (Yes, I’m aware of #14, but Red Stripe gets special mentioning.)
26. Satin sheets.
27. My A-Team sunglasses.
28. My Volkswagon Jetta.
29. Swimming in the ocean over swimming in a pool.
30. Savannah, Georgia.
31. Bloody Maries having “balls.”
32. Jane Doe Baldwin (my dog.)
33. Comic book characters (especially Spiderman.)
34. Avoiding chain restaurants.
35. Oysters.
36. My iPod.
37. Jimmy Buffett.
38. Negative people who are witty.
39. Camel Lights.
40. The fact that beets, canned peas, and lemon donuts are all horrible excuses for food.
41. Carl Hiaasen books.
42. 90’s Alternative music.
43. Saying, “Come on, Eileen.” To my friend Eileen.
44. Bill Maher.
45. Not taking people who don’t vote seriously.
46. Pajama pants.
47. My record player kicking you cd player’s punk ass.
48. Pete Rose.
49. Saturday Night live not sucking as bad as people say it does.
50. Fake tattoos.