Thursday, April 06, 2006

Any enlightening conversation with a sexbot:

[22:12] coolcamladie547896: a/s/l (age sex lcation)?
[22:12] inmanwilco: 27/m/your momma
[22:12] coolcamladie547896: im 27/f/USSA. was lookin at your profile. thought you might like to chat.
[22:12] coolcamladie547896: soo what have you been up to inmanwilco?
[22:14] coolcamladie547896: cool. o was just hangin out watching tv. i was getting kinda horny :) (*blushes)

[22:14] inmanwilco: I was cleaning out my gun.
[22:14] coolcamladie547896: feel like a little cyber fun wiith me ? please please...


[22:15] inmanwilco: Sure, but I only have girl parts.
[22:15] coolcamladie547896: alright :) how bout i get down on my knees in front of you and help you out of your pants?

[22:15] inmanwilco: But I only have girl parts
[22:15] inmanwilco: I mean ok
[22:15] coolcamladie547896: tell me what you want me to do with you while i slip out of my panties


[22:15] inmanwilco: Make me a sandwich
[22:16] coolcamladie547896: oh yeah babe.. dont stop. while i slidee my hand down between my legs and part my moist lips
[22:16] inmanwilco: I like egg salad
[22:16] coolcamladie547896: oh it feels so good. Im holding your pulsing cock in my hand, my shiny red fingernails dig gentlly into your balls, while my full, soft lips engulf the mass of your meat

[22:16] coolcamladie547896: open my websiite so you can look at me while im sucking you. use the link in my profile!
[22:18] inmanwilco: But I only have girl parts
[22:18] inmanwilco: And where's my sandwich?
[22:18] coolcamladie547896: what do ou think of my pics?

[22:18] coolcamladie547896: shit the phone. dont wtop stroking it. hold on...
[22:18] inmanwilco: If it's my sandwich on the phone, tell it there better not be any relish in the egg salad or I'll club a fucking kitten with a baseball bat
[22:19] coolcamladie547896: sorry, I have to take this call, probly take bout fove minutes. If you want, come to my page and lets finish this. I have my cam on there cyberfungirls dot com look for me on there


[22:20] inmanwilco: Is it Defax or something?
[22:21] inmanwilco: Ok, I gotta go find a kitten. ttyl
[22:21] inmanwilco: LOLZ
[22:21] inmanwilco: Giggles!
[22:21] inmanwilco: Teehee
[22:21] inmanwilco: I shit myself just now.
[22:21] inmanwilco: byes!

2 Comments:

Blogger CreativeGym said...

Loved it! What a laugh!

10:28 PM  
Blogger LargePete said...

That had better not be my damned kitten you are gonna club. Hell I'll make you an egg salad sandwich if I have to.

9:54 AM  

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