Lame ducks & sick, sick fucks.

 

 

   As if anyone needed more proof that the Internet monkeys are
sometimes disgustingly uncouth, here's a
prime
example. I can't understand what would possess someone to e-mail a father
pictures of his recently deceased daughter stuck in a mass of twisted metal
outside of the (very good) possibility that they're either socially demented
or simply starved for any kind of reaction as they live shallow, empty lives.
Either way, they deserve to get thrown into a morgue and forced to lick the
wounds of cadavers retrieved from horrid automobile accidents and/or brought
out into the street and shot. My heart goes out to that family.

 

  

 

   In the category of "You Have Got to be Shitting Me," I offer you
this.
Fox News? I'm not a what you'd call a "fan." What I don't get about
this is the fact that your quintessential Republican (at least the one in my
mind) has a nightly routine of pouring a tall glass of scotch, lighting up a
high end cigar, and masturbating to John Wayne movies in wide screen high
definition (using a bible to catch) while his wife self medicates with
horse tranquilizers and then gets finger-banged by the pool
boy. Or something like that. Anyways, what I mean is that John Wayne smoked
like a fucking forest fire (five, count them FIVE packs a day) and I'm willing
to bet that the Republican side would vote for him with little to
no hesitation. These are the same people that voted in Detective John
Kimball as the governor of California. I'd like to say that the
Conservatives hate Barack because he's a black guy, but it's simply because
he's an incredibly savvy, versatile member of the left. Especially when you
consider they're attacking him on something that has absolutely no relevance
to running the country like a personal vice. Don't vote for him because
he smokes? Cigarettes? Seriously? Is that the best you have? Seriously, we all
liked Josiah "Jed" Bartlet and
he smoked. I mean, I could see attacking Obama if he walked around acting
like he huffs gasoline and eats modeling paste, but the Democrats have
already patented that maneuver and have it focused on Bush.

 

   I really hope that J. Michael Straczynski doesn't
kill
Mary Jane. That'd make me sad.

 

   That's it for now.